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Little David (week # 51 11/24/08)
Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the what their fathers did for a living, all the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money.' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 'No,' said David, red faced. 'He plays for the Dallas Football Team’ Smile, it's the second-best thing you can do with your lips! |
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