I am originally part of a divorced couple,but over the last few months,our civil relationship has been strained.I have very little contact with my ex,however i am available for fun and i do have some female friends that are interested in some good times. Yes..I am Italian and originally from New York.No...I don't know Tony Soprano. lol.Besides....we never discuss the family business.Growing up Italian in New York was quite the experience.You'll notice one of the picture's is 1/2 blocked out.I had to...that per is now in the Witness Protection Program.I didn't think my hood was any different than other s.I thought everyone had uncles named Mo Mo...Flo Flo...and Frankie the Hat.I once asked my grandfather why he always bought big cars...he said he needed the trunk space.I guess he didn't know how to pack light when taking a trip.Thanks to my uncles I had an enormous fear of water...and cinder blocks.My uncle Cosmo asked me one time if i wanted to go fishing...I said...what do I look like Fredo to you?FUGGETTABUTTITT!!!! So I am 5'4"...150 lbs..Br eyes and hair.I am a die hard Yankee fan and believe that Joe Torre could possibly be the second coming of Christ.No other per has led so many men to the promise land...except maybe Pat Riley.I am also a jazz and rock drummer...for all you musically inclined.Like I said,I am divorced.We split after 15 yrs of marriage.I should've seen it coming at our wedding when the priest asked her..do you take this man?...and she replied..I'm sorry... were you talking to me?So i'm back in the saddle again.I decided to try this site out.It started kinda slow.I read a woman's profile who said"I will fuck anyone..anywhere..anytime."I replied...she saw my profile and sent back..."Anyone but you."hahahahaha.I've had some interesting replies...one said...I have a headache...another said she was washing her hair.I actually had one that said my ate my profile.I am writing a book on my dating experiences...it is called...ouch...you're on my hair.But things are starting to look up...I just took my VD test....passed....I got a 65.hahahaha.I'm glad it was a 100 word essay. All ding aside...I am alot of fun and alot of laughs.I am looking forward to meeting single/married females, and with some other partners,...meeting couples for alot of fun.Just in case you can't tell....stand up has been a passion of mine and I may still consider looking into it.I really enjoy making others laugh. I am a published poet. I have attached some of my works to the posts at the bottom of the profile.They are all published and copyrighted.[COLOR skyblue][/COLOR][SIZE 3][/SIZE]

My Ideal Person OK let's see...How about...hard up and desperate?....KIDDING....
I want to meet fun good looking women and couples looking to experiment.Experience not necessary. Safe sex only .....NO CONDOMS....NO SEX. Not interested in gay or bi males.I am mostly interested in women who want couples.I have a new female friend who is looking to explore.Since this is new...bear with the photos...I will add more as I take more from recent trysts.
Also....with the women....please no more rabbit boilers(yes...all you Glen Close clones)....bearded ladies or ex Green Berets.hahahahaahaa.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
way too many

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, my wife would say redecorating, my husband would say...espn

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each, breathing...in and out....is always a plus

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
there are too many....but i would say mine is lucy liu...she is incredible.it might have something to do with laundry,,,i want to find out the ancient chinese secret(calgon commercial....for those who remember it)

her:...anyone but my ex husband....hahahahaa...kidding......probably luis miguel the singer....i've had a thing for him since i was little.....and his microphone.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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