Fem is Very Bi and always ready for the touch of another woman. Male is Very Straight. Both love to watch each other in the middle of having fun !! She is 5'5", 123lbs and bi ... he is 5'6" 167lb and straight. We like to stay in shape but are not fanatics about it either ... want people who are HWP and We love to spend time out partying ... seducing people in our hot tub or watching that sunset on our boat (ideally whilst we are all having fun ... lol) If any of these sound like fun then please drop us a line ... if we think the attraction is mutual we will send a contact number quickly so you know we are real and looking for the same. Likes : Fun people with a sense of humour ... take us as you find us type of people ... not looking for Barbie or Ken and so if you are please go to your local toy store :-) Dislikes : Endless E-Mails .. best way to know us is to meet us :-) Friendship first .. fun things usually follow .... If you want to chat for weeks please contact your counsellor .. we have family and so what spare time we have we like to maximise with making new friends. Dont Want : A meeting without having a laugh .. do that in work too often ... so be prepared to at least have a great evening of friendship if nothing else .. all other things we class as a bonus :-)

My Ideal Person Couples where the fem is bi and who are looking for more than just watching ... we have a good DVD collection so if we want to watch we will put one on ... lol .. We are open to full or soft swap but not the no touching and only fem to fem meetings.

We love some of the people who contact us .. either have no pics or 1 pic ... want us to send more pics or chat forever and when you send them a phone number they suddenly stop the interest or give us one of the following excuses ...

a) My wife is to shy to talk on the phone .... so we guess she wont be shy to get naked and have sex ?
b) We are discrete and dont want to give our number .. we sent you ours now use *67 to block yours if you want
c) She is in the shower .... well we can wait for a while .. .guess she wont be in there all day
d) She wants me to make the initial contact ... sure she does .. at least in your mind .. she probably does not even know you have a profile on here .. if she does exist !!
e) I know we have been on here since 1997 and don't have any certifications or pics but we are serious about meeting and trust us we are attractive
f) Here is a high school pic of us .. we have not changed at all in the last 15 years ... or we have been married for 15 years and so we decided to put a pic up from the wedding and have not changed
g) Here is a pic of our bike (or some other inanimate object)... its really sexy just like us .,. trust us !!
h) Sorry can't talk on the phone as I am deaf and don't have a video cam but will tell you were to meet if that's ok ... promise I am real

Sorry for our list but for those that are real ... you probably have some to add .... do people actually fall for this ? Or the ones that contact us and ask us to check their profile out and they have no pics and 2 lines of text .... what are we checking out ?? lmao ...

Our basic rules are simple ..... base rule : must have a heart beat .. then the following depending on sex ;
1. Woman Rule : Her nipples must be higher than her belly button without the need for artificial aids
2. Guy Rule ; His penis must stick our further than his stomach
NEW RULE : The Husbands Penis Should be Bigger than His Wife's Stomach and His Wife's Stomach Must be smaller than her Boobs !!

Know what we are not looking for .... fakes ... endless e-mails .. snooty people .... pic collectors ... people who's belly is bigger than their penis .... hard core swingers ... and people who have had their sense of humour surgically removed . We will sincerely try and respond to every mail even if its to say thanks but no thanks .. or if we are just too busy at that time in the year. We struggle why people cant take 2 mins to be polite and courteous.

Not looking for the parties or mass orgies ... we prefer intimacy and want to build a few close friendships (we know its a little hopefull but one can live in hope !!). But if your a numbers couple .. good luck but pass us by ... we know that makes us the odd ones out but quality friendships truly is our goal

If you cant to get to know us as friends then you will not get to know us sexually. Makes us odd doen't it !! lol

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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